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हरस्त्री, पुरुषकेसाथबराबरीचाहतीहै, मगरइसशर्तकेसाथकिचूहे, छिपकलीऔरकॉकरोचकेसाथपुरुषअकेलेहीनिपटेगा !

Koi phoolo se krta h pyar koi kaanto se hum unse krte h pyar jo hum se krte h pyar

Agaj us k hath me hai agaj kar k dekh  bhige hue pairo se parwaj kar k dekh.

Jitna tera dimag chalta h , utna to mera kharab hota hai.

itna na yad kro ki rat bhar so na sake, subhe ko surkh ankhon ka sabab puchte hai log.

jindgi adhuri lagti h jab apne rooth jate h..

Bina jokhim kuch nahi milta or jokhim vhi uthate hai jo sahsi hote hai.

Sher ko ghas doge Ghode ko mas doge 2no. mar jayenge.

Jo ho gya use socha nahi karte jo mil gya use khoya nahi karte...Hashil unhe hoti hai saflta jo waqt or halat par roya nahi krte.

per mai moch and slow internet connection aadmi ko kbhi aage badne nahidete.

Us pgli ko kya pta jis mandir me vo meri maut ki duaa karti hai..us mandir me jaan girvi rakhi hai use pane ke liye

hum to aaj bhi apane hunar me dum rakhate hai chaa jate hai rang jb mahfile me kadam rakhate hai

Ham tere bina ab rhe nahi skte tere bina kya vjood mera.

अगरआजवोमुझसेबातकरलेतीतोकौनसाकहरटूटपड़ता।खामोसरहकरखुदउसनेतूफ़ानकोन्योतादियाहै।।

jab vidwaan ikathe ho kare gnyan ki bat jab gadhe ikathe ho kare latam lat

Jis din apna eka chalega ...us din to badsha kya badsha ka bap bhi apna gulam hoga .

Main ek achchha ladka hun bas aadte thodi kharab hain. :P

dusroki nuakri aur apni akal sabko achi lagti hai...

tum kisi or se LOVE kar lo hame sudharne mai Time lagega... :-P

Yaaro Ki Mehfil Aise Jamai Jati Hai, Kholne Se Pehle Botal Hilai Jati Hai.

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बोलाथानामुझे block मतकर….देखतेरी friend मेरे love मेंफंसगई.

Tuj.. Se Fursat Me Krunga Isab Ae.. Jindgi… Abhi Khud Ulja Hu Khud Ko Suljane  Me , That my Think

Heart Broken Whatsapp Status in Hindi & English - Sad Status for Whatsapp for Lonely Lovers, Girlfriend, Boyfriends and people in love. 

Sad Status for Whatsapp

My silence is just another word for my PAIN.

I'm leaving for our own Good, Now i am happy, how about you?

People cry not because they are weak, It's because they've been strong for too long. 

I fall too fast, crush too hard, forgive too easy, and care too much. 

I hope you'll realize how much you're hurting me someday.

If you give up on me, I'm going to give up on me too. 

A beautiful girl with gorgeous EYES, a hidden world of HURT & LIES. 

Make the most beautiful Mistakes, mine is you. 

I'm slowly giving up.

I'm not afraid to fall in LOVE, I'm afraid to fall for a wrong person again. 

You're the only exception. 

BEING IGNORED, worst feeling ever.

Fu(k you >------^ __ ^------<  this much.

I hate missing someone and not being able to do anything about it.

But the all didn't see the little bit of sadness in me. 

Out of all lies you have told..... was my favorite. 

Life is short, there is no time to leave important words UNSAID.

Never put your happiness in someone else's hands. 

It's never the tear that measure the PAIN, sometimes its the SMILE we fake. 

I always found the right one on wrong time. 

Silence is the most powerful SCREAM. 

I miss how you always MADE time for me. 

Never giveup on someone you cant spend a day not thinking about. 

Please BURN my sad memories. 

SLEEP away the sadness of today. 

Loneliness doesn't KILL, but sometimes i wish it DID. 

I want you to be FREE, but i can watch you SOAR away from me. 

The CURE of anything is salt WATER - Sweat, Tear, or the SEA.

We can do no great things, only small things with great love. 

I just want to fall asleep until i don;t miss you anymore. 

Heart Broken Whatsapp Status Quotes in Hindi

Wo aai meri mazar par mehboob k sath, kaun kahta hai marne k baad Jalaya nahin jata.

Bahut bheed hai is mohabbat k shahar main, ek baar jo bichhada dobara nahin milta. 

Roz sochtaa hun tumhe bhul jau, roz yahi baat bhul jata hun.

Meri khamoshi mere andar chipe dard ka dusra naam hai.

Apnaane k liye hazaar khubiya b kam hain, chhodne k liye ek kami hi kaafi hai.

मीठी रातो में धीरे से आ जाती है एक परी, कुछ ख़ुशी के सपने लाती एक परी, कहती है कि सपनो के सागर में डूब जाओ, भूल के सारे दर्द जल्दी से सो जाओ. 

पगलीपहले dp देखऔरसोचकीतेरीजिंदगीकिसतरहाबदलजाऐगी

तुमजिन्दगीमेंआतोगयेहोमगरख्यालरखना,हम‘जान’ देदेतेहैंमगर‘जाने’ नहींदेते !!

Log kehte hai ki mohabbat ek bar hoti hain, Lekin me jb jb use dekhu mujhe hr bar hoti h!

Har khubsurat chiz bawafa hoti hai

Meri zindagi chal toh rahi thi ... par tere aane se maine jeena shuru kar diya

This generation is occupied by WhatsApp and this messaging app is a reason for many to get a partner, loved ones and considered by youth and couples as a major source of interaction. WhatsApp has ambiguous features and one such is Whatsapp Status updates. 

Sad whatsapp status

Having a complicated relationship? want to express your partner how lonely you're, a relationship after a breakup or fight needs to pamper to get back the glory and love, sometimes we feel puzzled to express our feelings and in such situations shayari, poems, status updates and quotes works a healer.

A Status is a perfect way of telling people how you're feeling and lovers use it an appropriate solution when you can say something directly to a person, they put it as status through a hear broken quote or short sad saying. 

We know our readers our seeking for Best Sad Status for Whatsapp, below we our sharing a big number of sad whatsapp status, saying, quotes and short liners to make heal your broken heart....

We hope that girlfriend boyfriend having bad time likes our status to heal their relationships, we will update this list in near future with more touchy heart broken status updates. 

Cool Attitude WhatsApp ideas with Short Liners and Funny Pickup lines - Girls and Boys attitude status in dirty mind.  

Short Status for Whatsapp - Attitude Whatsapp Status

Sometimes people need a high five on the face with a CHAIR. 

I am who i am, your approval is not needed. 

I am not perfect but I am limited Edition.

 I will win not immediately, but Definitely.

Silence is the best answer to a FOOL.

My attitude is based on how you treat me. 

Short attitude whatsapp status

Always remember you are unique, just like everyone else. 

My alarm clock is clearly jealous of my amazing relationship with my BED. 

I am multi talented, i can talk and piss you off at the same time. 

A bad attitude is like a flat tire, you cant go anywhere until you change it. 

Baat unhi ki hoti hai jinmain koi baat hoti hai.

I tried being like you, my personality didn't like it. 

Men also have FEELINGS, for example they can feel HUNGRY. 

Excellence is not a skill, It is an attitude. 

If you can;t convince them, confuse them. 

I know i am awesome, so i don;t care about your opinion.

If a plan didn't work, Alphabet has 25 more letters.

I was reminded that my blood type is Be Positive. 

The quickest way to double your money is to FOLD it in half and put it back in your pocket. 

When i was born, i was so surprised, I didn't talk for a year and half. 

DP to lagalu par teri aukat nahin hai. 

An ugly personality destroy a pretty face.  

Best Punjabi Status for Whatsapp to Impress friends, lover, GF & BF with funny, lovely, stylish, cool & cute quotes in Punjabi. 

Top 100 Punjabi Status for Whatsapp

Jis hospital da mein doctor han Meri vohti uthe nurse hai. Kinna ajeeb zulam sehna painda hai Apni hi vohti nu sister kehna painda hai.

Tenuu chak lena bAbA rAmdEv vangu .,, J tu jada att chuki :p. ;)

JiNi mArJi cHaTtiNg KaRLo, SetTiNg tAaN rAb nE Hi kRauNi aE :p ;

Allah kry tuada aj da din chnga guzry. Te Rab tuady te apni ramtan nazil kry.

Viah Vicho Paneer Da Pakoda Jdo Mukkda . . . . . . . . . . . . Sooh Rabb Di , Bai Odo Dil Tuttda_:P

Kudi kaindi baby pahle jaguar le leo…  muh dekh apna aai badi jaguar mangne.

Jaunda Reh Oye Facebook Bnaun Valya... . . Tere Bache V Isdi Lapet Vich Aaan Mere Salya

aise Wale Di Loki Karan Pooja __Haami Gareeb Di Bharda koi-Koi _    :/

Toot jaanda hai gareebi vich oh rishta jo sabto khaas hunda hai, Ban jaande hazaara yaar usde paisa jad paas hunda hai.

Jad kismet hoye chuddu to ki karega borvite da duddu.

Scooty Activa Naar Di Dil Thaar Di, Sadde Bullet Di Awaaz Lokan De Parde Kanna De Padd Di.

Sadda cutta cutta tuadda cutta TOMY :/

Meri ik purani aadat h me bolda ghat ah sun da ta me hi ni

Sale do jamme do ve hi nikamme.

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Punjabi Status for Whatsapp

Punjabi Whatsapp Status4.97/5 (99.57%) 3941 votes

One might know many language and can use English for impression but your mother tongue and pind is the only thing that you love most, each and every expression in foreign language sounds fake also emotions less.

Our love for our Punjabi language is priceless, so for our friends from Punjab we are sharing Punjabi status for whatsapp, ow you can put these Punjabi status on your whatsapp DP to impress your friends, lovers, girlfriend, and boyfriend. The most interesting thing of our latest Punjabi whatsapp status collection is its versatility, you can find funny, cool, love, tashan, cute, emotional and sad Punjabi status under one roof.

Cool Attitude Whatsapp Status- 

I am a hot dude with a cool attitude.

I'll never have a kid as cool as my mom dad has.

Baat Unhi ki Hoti Hai Jinmain Koi Baat Hoti hai.

If you are BAD, I am your DAD.

Best WhatsApp Status Quotes

Genius by birth, EVIL by choice.

I am not special, I am just a limited Edition.

Be a GIRL with Mind, A WOMAN with Attitude, And Lady with CLASS.

Keep your heals, head and standard HIGH.

Nope... I still don't care, try again tomorrow.

No LUCK, All SKILLS

I would rather DIE on my FEET Than Live on my KNEES. 

BUSY doing Noting!

Funny Whatsapp Status-

I don't have a bad handwriting, i have my own font. :))

Aql badam khane se nahi _thokar khane se aati hai.

I stopped fighting my inner DEMON, we on the same side now.

Marriage is a workshop, where husband works and wife shops.

If people are talking behind your back then just fart.

HOME: The place where i can look ugly and enjoy. 

A jealous girl does better research then CBI & FBI.

In a relationship with food SORRY!

Whatsapp Status Hindi-

Jo aapse dil se baat karta ho use kabhi dimag se jabab mat dena.

Bhai girlfriend k sath movie dekhne jana hai koi achchhi si girlfriend de do :P 

What would u call a girl who never laughs - HASIna

Hame unchai se dar nahi lagta sahab, bas girne se lagta hai :P

Angrej kitna b banlo par gaali dene ka maja to BC hindi main he hai :P

Neki kar dariya main daal.... kuchh bhi kar whatsapp or FB par daal.

Jin tufano main logo k ghar ud jate hain unme ham apne kachchhe sukhate hain.

Bahut bheed hai is mohabbat k shahar main, jo bichhda wo kabhi laut kar nai aya.

Love & Romantic Whatsapp Status-

You have no idea how fast my heart beats when i ...... SEE YOU!

The best part of the day when U & Me become WE!

Some Love ONE some Love 2, I love 1.... that is you!

You're my dream, please! say yes and come true.

I am in love with you and all your little things.

Beside chocolates, You're my favorite. 

My name sounds cuter with your last name added to it. 

I smile whenever i see a message from you <3

Every morning would be perfect if i wake up next to u.

The people who want to stay in your life will always find a way. 

SAD Whatsapp Status Quotes

You killed what was left of the GOOD in me.

8 Planet, 209 Countries, 7 Seas, 7 Billion People and I my heart still beats for u.

I still Love you but you don't care. 

Some people can stay in your heart but can't in ur life. 

I wish i could Ignore you the way you Ignores me.

I feel like i am waiting for someone that is never going happen.

HATE is like an acid, it damages the vessel in which it is stored, and destroy the vessel on which it is poured. 

Motivational Whatsapp Status

The best way to predict the future is to create it. 

Stop wishing, start DOING.

Work hard in silence let success make the noise.

Stay focused and Never Give Up.

Stop finding a Hero or Role Model, Be your own.

Today is your day to proud tomorrow.

The expert in anything was once a beginner

The Road to success is always under construction. 

Best Whatsapp Status Ideas to Wish her GOOD Morning- 

May you begin this day with a smile on your face.

Wake up each day and be thankful for LIFE.

You’re the reason I can be happy even when I am sad and smile even when I cry.

Have a lovely Sunday, have a great start of new week.

Good Morning Darling! You light up my life.

I feel asleep last night wanting to kiss you and I woke up with that feeling hadn’t left.

If I had to choose whether to breathe or love you, I will use my last breath to tell you that.

Top Good Morning Whatsapp Status for Him-

I don’t know what is more romantic- the thought of meeting u in few hours or the dream I had about you last night <3

Just the thought of your brightens up my morning.

You’re the first thing I think about I wake up every morning.

It’s a good morning only when I know I have you.

Good Morning Whatsapp Status

Good Morning SEXY! I cant wait to set my eyes on you again tonight.

When I get MAD… just kiss me.

Being in Love with you Makes getting up each morning worth it.

ALERT! The hottest man on earth has just WOKEN.

Please SMILE! It transforms everything

Best Good Night Wishes and Quotes for WhatsApp Status

Baby I miss you, please close ur eyes and meet me in my dreams.

And tonight I fall asleep with you in my dreams.

Sweet Dreams Sleep Tight, I love you & Good Night

My pillow is mad at me, It wants to be here with us. GOOD NIGHT <3

She- Describe me in one word?, Me- Mine

Good Night Wharsapp Status

I wish I was there to hold you tight instead of just updating a loving- Good Nyt.

True love doesn’t just FILL your heart, it over flows into your whole body and soul. Good Night

My Heart is Perfect because you’re inside.

May you dream of lovely things and wake to find them real.

Don’t Lose hope you never know what tomorrow will bring. – Good Night

Look how these starts in the sky shines for you. 

Sleeping is Nice, You can forget about everything and make her yours all night.

I am in my bed, you’re in your bed. One of us is in the wrong place.

One day, you will never have to day good bye, only GOOD NIGHT.

Peene ki capecity, jeene ki strength, account ka balance or naam ka khauf- Kabhi kam nahi hona chahiye. 

Kuchh bhi karne ka but, meri ego ko hurt nahi karne ka. 

Pasand aai to dil main, nahi to dimag main bhi nahi.

Don't underestimate the power of a common man.

Kahin pe pahuchne k liye, kahi se nikalna jaroori hota hai.

I am like a rolls-royce, I can run without an ENGINE, Purely on REPUTATION.

If you like me raise your hand, if don't raise your STANDARD. 

The best way to Mend a broken heart is time and Girlfriends. 

Jab log tumhare khilaf bolne lage samajhlo tarakki kar rahe ho. 

Zindagi badi honi chahiye, lambi nahi. 

Jinke apne sapne pure nahi hote, wo dusro k sapne pure karte hain.

Nazdiki fayda dekhne se pahle, door ka nuksan sochna chahiye.

Maangi hui cheez lautani padti hai, main kamana chahta hun. 

Holi kehlne ka shauk hai par teri pichkari main dam nahi :P

Jawani taste karne k liye hoti hai waste karne k liye nahi. 

Tumko yaad kar kar k hath dukh gaya hamara. 

"Hum INSAAN hamesha kisi aur ki zindagi churake jeena chahte hain"

Bhagwan k bharose mat baithiye, kya pata bhagwan aapke bharose baitha ho. 

Bhai! if you have to say something with proper tushon English seems to be less effective,   all we need a daring dialogue in our mother tongue, so we tried sharing some of the best whatsapp status quotes from Hindi Movie dialogue, this post contains faadu whatsapp status ideas.

Funny Diwali Whatsapp Status Quotes & Wishes

Diwali k pawan parv par khoob bum chalaye and logo ko behra banaye.

Rocket chala kar space travel karne ka sapna dekhne walo ko happy Diwali

Saal bhar padosi bhale muh na dikhaye par Diwali ki mithai khane jaroor aayenge.

Jhilmil roshani & jagmag sham have lot masti with patakho ki dhoom dhadam.

Internet history and whatsapp chat deleted – bas ho gai Diwali ki saaf safai :P

Chappal chhoti ho to pao main ni aati, or Diwali nikal jaye to agle saal se pahle ni aati.

Tumharo swiss bank main account ho jisme crores ka maal … esi Diwali mere liye kash har saal ho.

Ab sutli bum bekar ho gaya koi sunny lione bhej do…. Bajane main maja aayega :P

Happy Deepavali Wishes & Greetings for Diwali Whatsapp Status in Hindi

Deep jalte jagmagate rahe, aap hame hame aap yaad aate rahe… bas yahi hai dua hamari aap jindagi bhar muskarate rahain.

Crackers ki awaj se goonj raha sansar, diye ki roshani or apno ka pyar…. Mubarak ho aapko Diwali ka tyohar

Diwali ki hardik shubhkamnaye

Deepavali ka ye pawan tyohar laye aapke Jeevan main khushi apar – happy Diwali

Aaiye is Diwali ko khushi k sath manaye or vatavaran ko patakho k pradushan se bachaye.

Happy Diwali Whatsapp Status & Quotes in English – Deepavali Wishes

Wishing that this Diwali brings prosperity in your business and more opportunities for us to work together.

With a hope that you attain success and bliss with every light that is lit on the day of deewali.

With gleam of diyas and echo of the chants, may happiness and contentment fill your life.   

Wishing you a happy Diwali sparkling with joy and glowing with warmth.

May you live your life like the festival of Diwali, happy healthy and wealthy, a very happy Diwali.

May the beauty of deepavali season fill your home with joy, and may the coming years provide you with all that bring you joy.

Happy Diwali Image Greetings, Wishes Pictures & Lovely Wallpapers- 

Funny Happy New Year 2015 Quotes & Sayings  

Happy New Year - It's your another chance to get it right :D 

Here's the end of another shitty year we'll one day be strangely nostalgic for. 

Brace your self- the happy new year status updates are coming. 

Dear New Year - Please Let Me, My Family, My Colleagues, My Clients and My Friends Be just happy this year. 

New Year is Here to having a fresh start at binge eating, boozing and stacking off. 

My new year resolution is to hanging out with people who ask me about my new year resolution. 

Don't be too excited about New Year, only the calendar is changed. The spouse, job and targets remains same.

I am gonna order a pizza 5 minutes before the new year and when they arrive I'll ask for refund saying i ordered this damn pizza a year ago. 

Dekh bhidu, my new year resolution is 1020 Pixels. any prob :P

Best Happy New Year 2016 Quotes & Sayings for Lovers, Friends & Family

Ek pag patiyala, ek pag on beer oh my dear happy new year o.O

Hey Sweety, Be more awesome than last year :D

May the new year bring you significantly more joy than the holidays did. 

100 New and Unique Best Status for Whatsapp containing the cute and adorable love quotes and saying to update on your whatsapp dp status. 

Cute Love Quotes for your Whatsapp Status Updates

Did you know that i really love the 2nd word of this question?

Before i met you, I never knew what it was like to be able to look at someone and smile for no reason.

Forever is a long time. but, i wouldn't mind spending it by your side. 

I don't care if you're sick. I'll kiss you because you're worth catching over a cold over.

Every love story is beautiful but ours is my favorite.

 I feel like HEAVEN, when i am with you.

It is so cute when i see old people still totally in love <3

 Can i borrow a kiss? I promise I'll  give it back.

Real MEN love the girl who can make their world most beautiful. 

I'm no one special, just another wide-eyed girl madly in love with you.

"why am i so afraid to lose you, when you're not even mine." 

Some Awesome & Lovely Whatsapp Status Sayings- 

Words cant say how much i want you to be mine.

I wasn't planning to loving you, but i am happy it happened. 

Roses are red, violets are blue, i'll never love someone the way i love you. 

I have nothing, But when you came i had everything....

I can always make you smile.

This post of mine has some great hindi non-veg sexy jokes and witty short liners to share on whatsapp in messages or on status updates, we have some really clever doable jokes shared in this post and it will defiantly laugh the person reading your status -  

A Whatsapp status is something that sometimes define your nature or your attitude within your friend circle and within your family. Putting quotes of day to day lives or song lines gives an idea to the people you are in touch about how you are and what are you feeling at the moment. Putting something like a non-veg joke is probably not a good idea. But still if you do want to break the rules sometimes and don't care what people think of you then you can put a couple of vulgar sides of jokes as your Whatsapp status.

Dirty Whatsapp jokes

After sex- Boy: Jaaneman ab tumhe woh hoga duniya jise baby kahti hai.Girl: Ab tumhe woh hoga duniya jise HIV AIDS kehti hai.

A husband and wife are trying to set up a new password for their computer. The husband puts, "MypenIs," and the wife falls on the ground laughing because on the screen it says, "Error. Not long enough."

Unexpected sex – that’s a great way to wake up. If you are not in a prison…

GF-- जानूआजकटप्पाबनजाओनाBF-- मतलबGF--मतलबयहकि.
:पीछेसेमारोना

HIV AIDS awareness campaign -"Before you pump, cover your stump.Don't be silly protect your bully.."

Wife : I want divorceHusband : Plz baby, Let the summer come.                                                                                                     

Girl:- शादीकेबादहमदोनोंहनीमूनपरदुबईचलेंगेन ??Pappu :- बेबीहमेंपानीनिकालनाहैतेलनही.
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Relationship Status -My Right Hand told Me: - "Bhai, Girlfriend Bana Le Koi,Kab Tak Mujhe Se Kaam Chalayega"

"A condom's expiry date can be a manufacturing date for someone "....
That's all...

Son: Dad, are mermaids lady or fish?
Dad: It depends, if you are horny or Hungry.